Headlines

As the Freedom of Speech Tour began to gain interest and momentum, the news headlines began to get weirder and weirder.

Our anti-leak President was leaking like a new born baby and the Roman Catholic Religion was dealing with a new Gospel according to Judas.

The war in Iraq wasn’t getting any better or making any more sense to anyone.

Dr. Charles Edwards’ son, James, was demanding a full police investigation into who plastered the Grandview Palace building with signs that read:

“The family that steals together goes to jail together.”

The same police who were dragging their heals when it came to investigating allegations that James Edwards had knowingly submitted falsified fire inspection reports endangering the lives of everyone living in that high rise building, were now being pressed to investigate someone executing their right to free speech.

Mad cow disease won’t affect anyone for years to come, so there won’t be any accountability when Americans start acting silly in droves due to an increase in $Dollar$ Menu Spending.

Oil prices are up.

Despite the fact that Exxon is reporting record gains, the mess caused by the Exxon Valdez is still far from being cleaned up.

Americans are wondering why gas prices are so high when Venezuelan’s are paying $0.14 a gallon under the “tyrannical” reign of Chavez.

United 93 is coming to a theater near you and Libby claims Cheney told him to say stuff to the New York Times in order to prevent future attacks like 9/11.

The 6:30 news seems to be sponsored by every major pharmaceutical company and My Space has become a playground for pedophiles and hot, horny, female, bi-polar, former grade-school teachers.